This is how you announce a tour

It's been almost ten years since I first saw Tom Waits in concert. I was in the back row of the Beacon Theatre here in New York, and at the start of the show, Tom burst through the back door - not five feet away - screaming through a megaphone and tossing handfuls of glitter into the crowd. That's correct: Tom Waits threw glitter on me.

This morning, Tom announced his 2008 Glitter and Doom Tour, as only he can (details here). I'm pondering a road trip. Who's in?